Today was a Mom Day, not a writing day. And, as always, Mom Day's include inappropriate stories about things my children do.
The Doodlebug was sitting beside his father and belched like a frat boy while DH was on a business call, and the Spider Monkey .... well. He met one of his father's business associates (I insisted this was a bad idea) and when the man asked about his brother, the Spider Monkey informed him that sometimes he kicked his brother.
In the nuts.
The joy of raising boys.
If you haven't read it, here's a hilarious post about just that from one of my super-sweet critique partners, C.J. Redwine.
You will notice she shares my affinity for LOL Cats. Enjoy! ('Cause I got nothin'.)